Here's the original video, methodically demonstrated by a well-dressed Frenchman:
Once he posted, people began asking Pat if he'd tried it, and so he did, with mixed results:
Here are some pointers, Pat:
- First of all, you must be French for this process to be quick and painless. As a Canadian, you are a British subject, so obviously the French are not going to make anything unnecessarily easy for you. You know that!
- Second, though you got the premier prix memo, I think the plastic cork sabotaged you.
- Third, and most importantly, as demonstrated in the French video, you must use a shoe that would be likely to be worn by Bomb Voyage.